The Proto-Dominion of South Ajian Commonwealth is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Luther Cladis VII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.809 billion South Ajian Commonwealthians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodesa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The powerhouse South Ajian Commonwealthian economy, worth 688 trillion Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 88,174 Sterlings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,686 per year while the poor average 21,300, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, young adults are stepping outside for the first time in ages after video games were recently banned, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and the clergy of Cyanism remains a single-sex institution. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. South Ajian Commonwealth's national animal is the Springbok, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cyanism.

South Ajian Commonwealth is ranked 279,629^th in the world and 132^nd in Barbaria for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.9 pounds of wildlife per square mile.